Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
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TheCountess 4
Before you marry into this family, you should have a frank discussion with your fiancé and let him know that you expect him to stand up for you to his mother - and anyone else - who would say disparaging things about you. Since his mother has been identified as a potential problem, he should speak with her in private ASAP to inform her that he didn't appreciate what she said and that further comments of that nature will not be tolerated. Good luck.
thatguyyx 4
What a bitch. You should go out of your way to piss her off for the rest of her life. >:]
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Comments (94)
MissxTickles 0
unless she slept with u, how can she for sure tell u r even a ****. logical twist to make her look stupid
SlyTendencies 1
Oh yeah you got her there. -_-
domosumo 0
Agree with #4. If he didn't defend you, he agrees with his mum.
vettle 6
not true at all
CallMeHush 0
On movie night bring over Throw Mama From the Train!
chocolatedream 0
it's so not worth it op! if the mom is saying things about u right now then later on it could be even worse
mattitucklove01 0
please don't marry him, it's never going to work,his mother will never change her views on the way she feels about you! you will have problems for the rest of your life. Honestly ! and seriously your future husband must have said something to his mom about you being a ****, where else would she have come up with a idea like that ! if it didn't come from him! So really do you want to marry someone like that ! please think about this, your talking about your future here and your future children with this man who really thinks your a **** . Can you live with a man who thinks your a ****!
Sinkhole 26
Although I think that she should have a long talk with her fiancé, I wouldn't say for sure that he called her a **** in front of his mother. Some people use that word without a reason, merely as an insult, just because they don't like that person. So, it wouldn't be a surprise if his mother used the word '****' without even knowing anything about her.
Jimboom 11
Be overly nice to her. Marry your man and go about your life. If she really hates you then the thing you can do to get back at her the most is to make her little boy happy. If he wants to marry you then he obviously isn't a momma's boy ( a very good thing) and loves you very much. Making her put on a fake smile and have to work hard to be around you is the best way to get back at her! You marry the person, not the family at the end of the day.
smashgrab 0
I couldn't agree more! My mother is a world class bitch, and if my wife decided not to marry me because of her, I'd be screwed. Just smother the bitch with niceness, it will piss her off so much but she can't do anything about it!
mattitucklove01 0
seriously wishful thinking, she will have problems forever you dumb ass !
sargeantbilko 5
you can't kill an ass with kindness.
purplepenguine 0
marry him be happy and don't bother with her just live life ur marrying him not his mum an she not gonna live with u guys
sunnysurfchick 0
well are you a ****? if the shoe fits! if you are a "good" girl let your future huband tell them all they are wrong
sunnysurfchick 0
you say that but he could be a "momma's boy" then she's in for a marriage og pain in the ass comments
Nellygirl 0
Racist bitch
Nellygirl 0
Ooops! 0_0 I ment that to b a reply to someone!!! :|