Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
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TheCountess 4
Before you marry into this family, you should have a frank discussion with your fiancé and let him know that you expect him to stand up for you to his mother - and anyone else - who would say disparaging things about you. Since his mother has been identified as a potential problem, he should speak with her in private ASAP to inform her that he didn't appreciate what she said and that further comments of that nature will not be tolerated. Good luck.
thatguyyx 4
What a bitch. You should go out of your way to piss her off for the rest of her life. >:]
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Comments (94)
fr33z3y 3
yea you right being called a stupid **** isn't a bad thing -_-
Infernari 0
everyone hates their in-laws. it's standard. my ex's mother found out i'm allergic to crab meat and kept trying to slip me some every time I came over. seriously, my boyfriend would bring me by for lunch, and every single time, crab meat sandwiches. except the time they told me it was tuna. she shredded crab into the tuna. evil woman. at least your mom in law only thinks you're a ****, she's not trying to passive aggressively kill you.
domosumo 0
That doesn't make sense. You're writing in past tense and referring to him as your ex boyfriend. Clearly she wasn't your mother in-law yet and was doing her best to get rid of you.. it sounds like she succeeded!
sargeantbilko 5
just because you hate your in-laws doesn't mean that everyone does.
something224 6
Punch that bitch in the stomach!
bigwill722 0
heartless woman
MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0
well maybe if you werent such a stupid **** this wouldnt have happened..you ever think about that???
Infernari 0
just a point of interest, "Mother-in-law" is an acronym for "woman Hitler".
needsagf14 12
well are you a ****?
david000123 0
das funny cuz when I was in your moms bad she said I'm a ****/ hummmmmm,:)
hanhen 0
ouch..mother-in-law is a bitch
terry19 0
either you are a ****, YDI or you are not, FYL
david000123 0
the mom is the only **** there no u?LOL