Dogs, Accident and Love: Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Slapstick

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 04:00

Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML

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By Official_Person - 02/06/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML

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He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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Like in the movies

By alltern8ive - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 19:10 - United States - Clinton

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Monday 28 November 2011 0:13

At least he tried to be romantic! :)

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 28 November 2011 0:13

The epitome of masculinity.

Comments

1awliet 8

Monday 28 November 2011 0:27

Then get up and do it again or you can just do it on the ground?

suavesuave 2

Monday 28 November 2011 0:27

Mood ruined!

jasminea 0

Monday 28 November 2011 0:32

Aww, he felt lonely.

tennisrapper1 14

Monday 28 November 2011 0:37

Reminds me of a weird romantic comedy

regsworld11 2

Monday 28 November 2011 0:41

Hey at least he tried! It wasn't his fault the dog tripped him.

DontClickOnMe 28

Monday 28 November 2011 0:45

Aww how sweet. Maybe the dog did that cause he/she was jealous?

marinus_fml 19

Monday 28 November 2011 0:46

Yes, obviously the dog wanted in on the action. Don't you just love waking up to the smell of sarcasm?!!

steelle_fml 0

Monday 28 November 2011 0:47

Sounds more romantically funny than anything else

individual_01 0

Monday 28 November 2011 0:51

Time to get rid of the dog

freakizoid_fml 5

Monday 28 November 2011 0:54

Maybe the dog wanted in on the fun... :D

kristat 14

Monday 28 November 2011 0:54

Damn pets, always ruining the mood. I hope neither one of you got hurt.

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