Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Picky picky
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
Top comments
jebron 13
Ah, kindergarten relationship problems
MetallicSkeleton 12
That was snot very expected
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Comments (90)
lostinareverie 21
Sounds like you.... picked a winner.
HeatherCorinne 14
I've been with my guy for 14 years and we haven't even reached that level
allforfun 23
I'm gonna remember that one if I ever decide to start dating again
Firegirl741 29
That's gross
Zacholicious 15
Are you in 1st grade?
LyricaSilvan 29
Maybe don't date a five-year-old, then.
THEDUDE1553566 24
That's just disgusting that's not even funny
JusstJef 16
Hey, that's a great idea! Thanks for sharing OP!
Tsukiyomi 16
He's a keeper
oldie_goldie 13
It is the first time I have used both the "fml" and "you deserve it" buttons on a FML post.