By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
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jebron 13

Ah, kindergarten relationship problems

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Bliepje 22

whahaha that made me laugh. Im expecting he was joking and it is kinda cute if u think about it. means u guys are tight and he feels comfortable around u.

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tin_cup 27

This has to be one of the funniest, off the wall FML. Definitely going into my favorites!

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xxxxqazwsxedc1 8

Run. Run far away as you can. That shit is not acceptable.

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amber3120 15

Be glad it was your nose. My boyfriend likes to be an a-hole and stick it in my mouth when im off guard.

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John_in_Oz 12

That's not your boy-friend, that's your abuser.

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Lovely_lynx_22 5

That's absolutely revolting. Not even a 3 year old should think that's okay. If my boyfriend ever did that he'd get puked on, smacked really hard and then dumped.

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EarlFug 19

Well you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. Wait, this a whole other level.

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pjsr 32

Sounds like you need 'protection' against his seed - like staying far far away!

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phantomlady 4

that is funny. and definitely something my husband would do to me! I'm glad I'm not the only one who has a weird one!

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Jets4Life89 4

If you stay with him after that you are stupid.

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