Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML
Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "Find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
1. Lock your phone, darling. 2. It's strange how people with a problem accuse will sometimes others of having that same one. Some form of denial, I guess.
NuclearKitty333_fml 0
FYL, what an asshole. :3
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Comments (165)
Michele2luv 8
you make an impressive argument lol
missdoll7 0
you should've dumped him the first time...
Death_From_Above 0
as three other people have previously stated that. I would also have to agree
chosha_fml 27
YDI because him deleting them once was enough reason to break up with him.
Selena_is_back 7
Cannibalism? No, it won't work... :(
ItsAllBeenDone 0
Cannibalism always works.
AwHellNahBruv 0
Yes, yes it is. I know from experience.
bp246 0
this is so fake! i hate these totally fake fml's! are you kidding me? this is the fakes one i have ever read! **** THIS FAKE FML
InfiniteSecret 20
Really you must not have read many FMLS if this one is the fakest you have ever read. ?????
ShelbyyCakess 0
damn.
Death_From_Above 0
whoa! calm down there guy
FMLsOhilarious 6
What he's being is possessive. Possessive and obsessive aren't the same thing. Either way, sucks for you.
bp246 0
haha i hate all these fake fmls
jamrho3708 0
get out of that asap trust me
OrgasmicBunnies 9
i modded this... o - o i feel special :D
5t3ff1k4h 47
You realize the site moderators (and not just community moderators like yourself) get the final say, right? If you vote for something shitty, it's not going to get posted. Really, the mods vote for the good stories, regardless of who votes for what, or so I'm told. Don't feel so special now, do you?
InfiniteSecret 20
⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆ You must be so much fun at parties