Today, my boyfriend of three years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML
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palmtrees 1
If he's really that dumb, be glad you're rid of him. Maybe he was looking for an excuse to break up?
melmcr 0
YDI because you could do so much better than a guy who makes decisions by assumptions only.
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xXSmilezXX 7
or he needed a excuse to break up with u
fudrick 0
Not to mention "did her stomach grow larger and larger for six months or so and then suddenly get smaller in a day while she was at the hospital?" Seriously, what was your reasoning with that comment?
XDNurse 0
maybe the idiot thought she was constipated?
bobert258 0
who is stupid enough to just assume that and not even ask?
nmarie711 0
well I agree with everyone, he wouldn't break up with you for that reason alone and he should know after 3 years If you have a kid. why do u use a product that wipes shit off a babys butt and not actual makeup remover wipes? ur dumb
melibu 3
3 years...seriously? He was looking for an excuse.
boatkicker 5
Because baby wipes are cheaper.
heeheehoo 0
because baby wipes are gentler on the skin.
fretforyerlatte 0
they work fabulously for it, too. the uses for those things are endless.
nofriends28 0
Like the others said: they work wonderfully, they are gentle on sensitive face skin, and are WAY cheaper (have you seen the prices on women's facial products?). You must be a guy to not know this. Which is fine and understandable for a guy to not know about this stuff. What I don't understand is why people on this site always comment on a very specific part of a post when they obviously have no experience with, nor understand, the topic they are talking shit about. If you don't know anything about the subject don't make a specific comment that is ignorant and just makes you look stupid. This is a dumb, unimportant topic but I see this all the time and it is retarded. If I don't know about the subject in a post I don't comment on it. Dumbass.
morgan020 0
they also get chocolate stains out of car upholstery and clothing, wipe down leather furniture. they're awesome. I keep a pack in my car my husbands car obvisoisly the diaper bag and my make up bag they're great for anything and everything :)
sexy_shorty_13 0
sucks for you honey but seriously he was looking for excusee :(
MermaidSongXOXO 6
After 3 years, wouldn't he have known?
containsnosoy 0
After three years? He's using it as an excuse. It's a good thing though, you don't want to date someone like that anyways.
Ajjas013 6
I think this is among the things a boyfriend doesn't really give a shit about.
Freeze_fml 17
Maybe she's fat.
Ajjas013 6
As you would say, "Another swing and a miss" Sorry dude, you fail.
Freeze_fml 17
You tried too hard, Ajjas. Now you just look stupid, literally and figuratively.
XDNurse 0
I think he might have been saying that ur "fat" comment was... random and kinda dumb?
Freeze_fml 17
Huurrr duuurrr, you think so?
Ajjas013 6
You missed again. You just lost the game.
damian_darkone 0
Lies, Lies all Lies!
pandabear90 0
what an idiot!! after being with u for soo long too. DA
nickiloo22 0
why couldn't you explain this to him..?