Today, my boyfriend of three years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
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palmtrees 1
If he's really that dumb, be glad you're rid of him. Maybe he was looking for an excuse to break up?
melmcr 0
YDI because you could do so much better than a guy who makes decisions by assumptions only.
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Comments (151)
skankihobag 0
um it sucks that he didnt even listen to your explainantion for the or the fact that he would break up with you if you had a kid. but the fact that it took him 3 years to notice them in your bathroom baffles me beyond words.
skankihobag 0
not to mention youd have to be pregnant within those 3 years of dating in oder to have a baby. most 3 year olds are potty trained. hes a dumb ass. i would have punched him. hes obviously not worth crying over.
nofriends28 0
THIS^^
nofriends28 0
and THIS^
capricaz 0
He was probably looking for a reason to break up with you and found this to be a good one. He probably knew you don't have a kid lol.
dugumit 0
what an idiot u should be hapy he's gone
crazedgirl 0
shouldn't you be telling him this instead of us?
youngmikeeee 0
Damn YDI or having a dumb ass bf.
dramatic11 0
Good riddance, he was prolly looking for an excuse.
Bertucci 0
maybe he was looking for a way out of the relationship and he took the first stupid thing he could?
Compass 0
Your ex-boyfriend is retarded if he thinks you hid a kid from him for 3 years.