Today, my boyfriend of three years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
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Top comments
palmtrees 1
If he's really that dumb, be glad you're rid of him. Maybe he was looking for an excuse to break up?
melmcr 0
YDI because you could do so much better than a guy who makes decisions by assumptions only.
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Comments (151)
exquisite 0
Your boyfriend saved you from wasting another minute of your life with him! It sucks for now, but I bet, after some time, you'll see other things that will make you realize you are better off without him.
perdix 31
Why are you putting make-up on your baby? Can't you let them be innocent for a few years before you start pimping them out?
taasha 0
YDI for having an idiot as your boyfriend
totes_sucks 0
This makes me happy.
Tinkerbele 1
stupid story sounds real fake
Ejigantor 0
YDI for making up such an obviously fake FML. There is no possible way the scenario you describe could occur. But you have lots of guillable people telling you what an idiot your ex-boyfriend is, which must make you feel better, regardless of the actual reason he broke up with you (assuming he actually exists)
AntiChrist7 0
He just wanted to dump you , and found a reason now. Girls only love assholes. YDI
Lisa89 3
either this is fake. Your ex-bf is super, super weird. or.. no it's either one of those.
Whiterabbitm1 0
what a dumbass even worse he didn't ask he assumed... sounds like you are better off without him
Moeey 0
Fhl for dateing a fatty
42billybob 5
men with PMS