Today, my boyfriend of three years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML
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Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
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palmtrees 1
If he's really that dumb, be glad you're rid of him. Maybe he was looking for an excuse to break up?
melmcr 0
YDI because you could do so much better than a guy who makes decisions by assumptions only.
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r0ck_this 0
there was probably an underlying reason in his breakup and he was too much of a pussy to tell you the truth. you don't need him, get someone who is mature. FYL.
nuttyt 0
ew why use baby wipes on your face??
nikkideejay 0
this is fake... 3 years?!
olivejuice001 0
Ew? Are you seriously that daft? She doesn't use shit encrusted wipes on her face, you moron. It's a cleanser wipe. With the equivalent of soap and water. They're good for sensitive skin because there are no harsh chemicals. Jesus. Ew. You gotta wonder about the mental midgets that populate this site. How they remember to even breathe on their own is beyond me.
iGreen_Day 0
He's not mentally inferior at all... -.-
blastvortex 4
He's an idiot. You're probably better off without him.
jeniilouise 0
Well he seems lovely. Even if you did have a kid it would be a harsh reason to end it with you. But good you found out now without wasting any more of your time with him!
DJ_Chutfield 4
Boyfriend of 3 years yet still doesn't trust you. **** him.
xoxcinderellaxox 0
ydi for hooking up with a stupid guy.
lettertjes 0
You deserve it for posting fake stories on the internet.
hellokimmiee 5
dude, this is so STUPID. all you had to do was explain right then and there that you use them to wipe your makeup off, it's SO SIMPLE, and then BAM problem solved. Unless you took WAY too long to answer him when he asked about them