Love: Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and...

By Nicoli - 10/11/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML

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By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

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By Forgotten - 11/03/2019 16:00

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By Not his SunShine anymore - 10/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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By kryssa - 09/10/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:58

You deserve better OP

NoOneLovesYou 13

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:59

Consider it your chance to find someone better in life. **** him. Saves you the painful break-up, right?

Comments

anitamariebwiza 0

Friday 11 November 2011 0:59

why are u still w/ him if he cheated???? smh

DocBastard 38

Friday 11 November 2011 1:07

Concussions can do that. The amnesia is often temporary. All you idiots yelling "dump him!" seem to be conveniently forgetting that the guy was just in a serious car accident. Leaving someone in a time of need is cowardly.

oh_your_god 15

Friday 11 November 2011 3:45

I agree 100%.

clemcool_fml 0

Friday 11 November 2011 3:57

I usually agree with most of what you say Doc, but I have to protest here. Leaving someone in their time of need is definitely cowardly, but so is cheating. He should have had the balls to break up with if he was unhappy! I would only stay until a friend/loved one could take over in this situation.

DocBastard 38

Friday 11 November 2011 5:25

Clemcool, I never said that cheating was ok. I agree that cheating is terrible.

Minx108 12

Friday 11 November 2011 6:34

69 I'd be in total unison with you had his amnesia sounded less of a bluff... From what I learnt in psychology - amnesia CAN be selective.. but in regard to a certain time period, not selective to people per se. It seems highly unrealistic that he will remember one person and not another from the same time period. Seems he is using an injury to break up with her, which would be what - the second cowardly thing he's done? do you suggest she let him play her for a fool? I would be looking for someone else to take over caring for him... Since either way he doesn't seem to need her.

Kiki242 19

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:15

The other girlfriend can come help him. I'm pretty sure it's hard to be there for someone who betrayed you like that. He probably has family with him also.

kittykat29_fml 0

Friday 11 November 2011 1:15

Wooooooooow I wouldve knocked him in his face to see if his Memory would come back!!!!

Daralea 21

Friday 11 November 2011 23:42

If a concussion took it away a second one will bring it back?

Rachmini 10

Friday 11 November 2011 1:16

Why would you still be with him if he cheated? For two months no less...

o76923 8

Friday 11 November 2011 1:33

Retrograde amnesia usually isn't that selective. Generally speaking, memories (your name, your smell, dates you've been on, facts about you, etc) are spread out all around the brain. If you've been a major part of his life for 5 years and were completely wiped out with a blow to the head, you should try splashing him with water or giving another blow to the head. That's how sitcoms get out of it.