Love: Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and...

By Nicoli - 10/11/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML

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By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

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By Forgotten - 11/03/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By Not his SunShine anymore - 10/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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By kryssa - 09/10/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:58

You deserve better OP

NoOneLovesYou 13

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:59

Consider it your chance to find someone better in life. **** him. Saves you the painful break-up, right?

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R3vilations 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:37

Perfect. Use that as an excuse to drop his cheating ass. Find someone who isn't scum

krysxkatastrophe 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:48

Now is your chance to dump him! It won't hurt as bad.

TheGothGamerGirl 20

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:56

Well that's one way to find out. Op you deserve better, find someone else.

FreddyAmazin 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:58

Maybe you were the girl who he was cheating with, not on.

HomeAl0ne 20

Friday 11 November 2011 0:01

So he won't remember that he owes you $5,000? Luckily your friends were witnesses to the loan.

xXkingmikeXx 5

Friday 11 November 2011 0:02

Perfect time to make him believe crazy shit like him being part of a secret gouverment organization

flapdoodle 2

Friday 11 November 2011 0:06

Next time he works late demand a video of him punching out.

Savra_fml 17

Friday 11 November 2011 0:10

This guy probably doesn't remember where he works. I think you got the wrong FML

jefffluffingham 5

Friday 11 November 2011 0:21

he might be bullshitting to get out of the relationship with you.

hommiecogley 8

Friday 11 November 2011 0:45

He's lying sorry but it's true. If you been with him for 5yrs n don't remember u but remember the other Gf of 2 months. He's just lying to u to get u out of his life. Go find someone better.

Angel_Tigeress 5

Friday 11 November 2011 9:00

That isn't necessarily true. With brian trauma and amnesia, sometimes only PARTS of the memory is erased- sometimes major things like a wife or child, and sometimes small things like a fling or a fish. Head injuries are tricky, and I think trying to get rid of her so elaborately would be the last thing on his mind after his accident.