Love: Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the...

By lovefool - 12/01/2011 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML

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By waaah - 25/06/2012 07:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

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By moikristine - 21/05/2013 10:24 - Norway - Fagerstrand

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML

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By neta_1996 - 03/01/2014 02:06 - United States - Mabelvale

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML

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By SezzyJ - 02/10/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML

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By Rachel8896 - 15/08/2013 11:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 12 January 2011 16:05

Sell it on eBay?

DU0 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 16:20

Save it for another special someone? Or you could always sell it...

Comments

AmeenWhoElse 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:00

Your bf is an idiot, he shoulda waited after he got the presents and birthday sex before dumping you. F his life

JobaNobaa 1

Wednesday 12 January 2011 18:20

hahaaa. exactlyyy

haj_fml 4

Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:17

Send it back, or, as other people have suggested, sell it on eBay..

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:19

That's why I always send my girlfriend* something horrifying (like a decomposing squirrel) from time to time because of two things: 1) She gets my sense of humor. 2) If either of us decide to "breakup", it will remind her of what I may do to her and her squirrels. *does not have a girlfriend, which makes one wonder who I am sending these "gifts" to...

88sforlife 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:46

Thats Gotta Suck

sweetwargasm 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:50

all u have to do is refuse the package when it arrives. if u refuse the package when the delivery guy shows up. it will be sent back and refunded.

klong91 7

Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:52

Sell it online then buy something for yourself

dougierocks 13

Wednesday 12 January 2011 18:48

if you had it shipped direct to him, use the tracking number and have them divert it, or hold it for pickup at one of their locations..

b6000 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 18:59

she's pregnant

tom_es 3

Wednesday 12 January 2011 19:35

First of all...it is good that you are no longer with this individual. If he does not the courage to face you and stand up like a man, you are better off. Find a real man! I am sure there is a return service for the order.