Today, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to buy a $2500 taxidermied wolf on eBay. This is the same guy who refuses to get engaged because it would "cost too much right now." FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend is 34 years-old. We’ve been together for 5 years. He refuses to propose to me because “marriage is expensive” and “kids drain your wallet.” That would be understandable if he hasn’t spent the majority of his paychecks on March Madness. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML
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Pleonasm 36
His wolfpack, it grew by one.
iop330 22
Well tell him to get stuffed...
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Comments (99)
sesor 7
Ha he Just doesn't want to marry you. I'd ditch him.
AssTard 15
Logic= None
MissNicky177 6
New wolf instead of a new wife?
starlita_fml 15
I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you =(
chuckcloninger 12
"Cost too much right now" is batchelor-speak for either "I don't love you enough to get married to you" or "No, I'm dating you until someone better comes along". I can't remember which one right now.
zfchatroulette 24
Rowdy, no.
vbmg152 19
Time to move on! If he hasn't married you in 5 years, he's not going to! You're wasting your time! 2 years maximum for a guy to marry you!!!!
tj4234 36
no it isn't. Lots of people either don't want to get married or wait years to do it. There isn't a milestone where you automatically marry each other upon reaching it.
KiddNYC1O 22
"Who the BLEEP will I marry?"
Kristoffer 35
of course it costs too much if he's wasting his money on crap like that.
marcranger 29
That's what I never get about these "he won't buy a ring" stories. If she asks, and he either gives an evasive answer or flat-out says no, at least she knows. Best case scenario, he says yes.