Today, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to buy a $2500 taxidermied wolf on eBay. This is the same guy who refuses to get engaged because it would "cost too much right now." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend is 34 years-old. We’ve been together for 5 years. He refuses to propose to me because “marriage is expensive” and “kids drain your wallet.” That would be understandable if he hasn’t spent the majority of his paychecks on March Madness. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML
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Pleonasm 36
His wolfpack, it grew by one.
iop330 22
Well tell him to get stuffed...
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Comments (99)
fatcharlie 7
Leave him. It'll never change.
djxerxes9000 18
hAving a stuffed wolf is pretty badass.
simoncat 11
Leave the boy-cub to his wolf pack in the forest and find a man in the real world. He's not going to commit. And honestly, do you really want to marry an idiot with a $2500 stuffed wolf? I'd tell you to run, but wolves would see you as prey.
Sir_Swaggington 6
On to the next one. He obviously doesn't wanna marry OP.
twaumat 28
I think its your fault. clearly he doesn't want to or isn't ready yet to get married. and I feel like you're pushing him into marriage. so he gives you the excuse that he doesn't have enough money.
gemmadaws 3
What a keeper hang on to that one
ultra_notorious 26
Now you know it's time to officially move on!
thapora 8
In 5 years there is no way this is the first expensive stupid thing he's bought! Lol honestly that just means he's not ready to get married, maybe u should reconsider if he's worth waiting around for
blissed 5
now you know why he didn't wanna get engaged
imanassholetoo 8
Are you any of the following: fat ugly nagging bitch smelly in your lady parts. if so it could be why