Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
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Top comments
georggx 3
that's so pathetic! he needs to grow up and grow some...
baby_gurl2405 0
Well then maybe hun, you should call his house and ask his dad to let him know he's a douche.
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Comments (74)
DjeePee 25
Did he call when he was in the same room with you? That would be really ridiculous.
baby_gurl2405 0
Well then maybe hun, you should call his house and ask his dad to let him know he's a douche.
kombucha_fml 8
wow
unmadebed 0
I hope your mother didn't agree to.
alonzo368 5
what a pussy
ucofresh 4
Alonzo, everytime I see your effin picture I literally lol.. Haha. It's freakin hilarious.
Cinn_fml 23
If he's that much of a coward or immature, you're probably better off without him, OP.
Xavi89 0
hahahaha....... the real question is, did she do it?
mwanaa 7
to me it sounds like he wants the Mom to break up with her either way he's an idiot.
iamepiclee 3
what a frickn prick, and after 3 years he couldn't end it himself, he deserves revenge! :D
perdix 31
He was probably afraid that if he told you directly, you would make a big, embarrassing public spectacle like whining to the world about it on FML. Oh, wait, he was right. And if your mom didn't get around to telling you this, I will: He's Just Not That Into You . . . anymore. Sorry, move along.