Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
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georggx 3
that's so pathetic! he needs to grow up and grow some...
baby_gurl2405 0
Well then maybe hun, you should call his house and ask his dad to let him know he's a douche.
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Comments (74)
36jg63 0
15 and 20 red n blue lol...pretty though
nerdsgetmehot 23
He sounds like a pussy. Be glad that you're rid of him!
RedPillSucks 33
OP, is your mom's name Mrs Jones? I think your mom and your boyfriend have a thing going on.
bbyychula710 0
he is a complete dick ! he didnt have the balls to say it to your face; you dont deserve his ass !
claiiire_fml 17
sorry OP, your boyfriend is a pussy.
xsnapxitsxjustin 0
daamn ..
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm what a sorry excuse for a man... no wait, he's not even a man WTF am I talking about....
patfellover 0
Haha oh wow
TashaLenaKitty 0
Haha wow shows much of a "Man" your dumb boyfriend ACTUALLY was,I'm really sorry OP!
TommySixx81 0
Totally. Did. You. A. Favour.