Love: Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He... - FML

By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

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Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 13:34 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:53

So, if he's a dog, you're his bitch.

saIty 17

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:54

Later, as he gets more comfortable, he'll pee on you to mark you as his.

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1958x 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 20:12

Maybe he thinks you smell nice.

DamnSmooth 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 20:23

In his mind, it's probably his way of 'being cute' & showing he enjoys the way you smell. However, in no way does this excuse him from the fact that he's retarded. More than likely, he's a virgin & has no clue how to behave around women. Take some time to beat the shit out of him

techan9na 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:44

Yeah... You're pretty retarded and ignorant yourself my friend.

DamnSmooth 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:03

You expect me to argue that ?! OF COURSE I'am !! However, obviously something Im

DamnSmooth 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:09

from my last post obviously upset you. Probably cause it hit so close to home.

barbiieee 10

Wednesday 10 August 2011 20:24

Lmfao sniff him back?

itsharkley 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 3:42

Boyfriend: You holdin some cocaine? Girlfriend: I gotz snickers dawg

chelseaaababyyy 17

Wednesday 10 August 2011 20:25

and hes still your boyfriend ?

luvmylife15 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 20:28

Haha maybe he thinks ur a dog

depressingdeath 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 20:28

That's kindof funny

Gloria_D 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 20:28

LOL at #4

eltapatio16 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 20:29

Take a shower.

ih82bl8 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 20:36

My brother does that

LoveTheLoser 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 20:39

Lol that's what my guy friend does to me.

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