By peteto818 - 18/12/2014 17:59 - Bulgaria - Pernik

Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML
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your_ma 27

"Of course I didn't fail on purpose babe. Let's go have sex right now." Problem solved..?

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Rawrshi 25

When in doubt: strip naked and give ********.

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WOTAN1488 24

Well what the ****, looks like you should have studied hehe.

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ahippienamedrae 10

So, he basically just cockblocked himself?

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captainsmegma 12

I can pitch hit for the next month if needed.

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wolfman0_o 17

Well that sucks completely lol I mean either she did do it on porpoise cuz he sucks at doing it or she completely failed cuz the test was hard and the guy thinks she did on porpoise cuz he sucked at doing it

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edmunson 22

He wouldn't have sex with you? Sounds like he is punishing himself...not bright at all!

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Solano2580 24

Well if he reads FMLs then he could be paranoid

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joelgoode 6

He made a bad choice its not his fault your stupid.

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xLIGHTS_fml 23

You're* Just because she failed an exam doesn't make her automatically stupid.

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Xeivan 15

lol wow he must have self esteem issues. him thinking you would jeopardize your future like that. all over what? so you won't have to have sex with him. what a loser.

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