Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, I took an exam in order to apply for a graduate program I want to get into. Last night, my boyfriend decided it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test, and I just barely failed it. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly tried to exit the situation. My boyfriend then sprang out and started shouting at me. Apparently, it was a "test" to see if I would still be attracted to him in 30 years. I failed. What. The. Fuck. FML
Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé has been cheating on me for the past six months. I have a final tomorrow and have been busy crying, so guess I'll just have to fail. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
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Top comments
your_ma 27
"Of course I didn't fail on purpose babe. Let's go have sex right now." Problem solved..?
Rawrshi 25
When in doubt: strip naked and give ********.
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Comments (53)
annarcheer 19
that's pressure to pass.
BlindlyWandering 17
No.. really?
annarcheer 19
yeah really. that's why I said it.
ber4fun 23
Well that certainly says something about his self-esteem in the bed room.
Steve97 32
Shouldn't you be more worried that you failed?
neorok 5
Given that she's in highschool? Naah.
annarcheer 19
if I failed something in high school I'd be extremely worried because I'd want to get in a good college and they look at those things but sometimes if you failed your Exam it dosnt mean you failed the class.
Brandi_Faith 34
It doesn't say that Op is in high school. She could be in college for all we know.
neorok 5
No college in that city, sorry. And that looks like a first world problem, so yeah..
goreajek 13
Lol really? You think just because there is no college in that city she can't go to college? LOL People at my college travel 2 hours one way to get to it. And how is it a first world problem? There colleges in third world countries as well. And I'm pretty sure there's also couples. But i may be wrong... :l
Lars93 18
"lets do that thing you want, but never do." he'll budge ;)
1dvos_grl3 21
Tell him that he's the one who said it, not you.
UH60 26
Why in the **** is this an FML?
8Dirty1 24
YDI
Joshery 14
His loss
Danise_123 9
lol ...did you? xD
xx_alexmagm_xx 12
Well, did you do it on purpose?