Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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Notsocharmedlife 0
That's sooo gross!
DrDilllonReese 12
Hey, its a tough economy...
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Comments (303)
vi3tno_romeo 5
Korrrrr, that's disturbing
sweetheartxoxo88 7
Does he go to the bathroom to put the condom on or something? Otherwise I don't see how you didn't get suspicious when he didn't have to tear open a new wrapper.
malignantmegan 3
I'll stick to anal
lisha88 1
Ewwww
Llama_Face89 34
Uhh wouldn't it lose some of its integrity? Well, you'll find out soon enough I suppose.
Lonelygirlinlove 6
Disgusting! Dump him!
proudmom2011 0
That is gross. But take a test because that is a complete fail
mspeacock 6
W. T. F. ? Does he wash it in between?
savethesunlight 10
Ew.
iPunchedBigFoot 5
It wouldn't have been so bad if he had been exclusive to you...