Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 97589 I agree, your life sucks 97589 You deserved it 22857 You deserved it 22857 3 2 2 78 By Anonymous / Thursday 6 August 2009 11:11 / United States
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog... I agree, your life sucks 33500 I agree, your life sucks 33500 You deserved it 11135 You deserved it 11135 165
Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing... I agree, your life sucks 47252 I agree, your life sucks 47252 You deserved it 8626 You deserved it 8626 241
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil.... I agree, your life sucks 42273 I agree, your life sucks 42273 You deserved it 2162 You deserved it 2162 214
Today I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight... I agree, your life sucks 9 I agree, your life sucks 9 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, there was a bomb threat two streets away from my house. I was dragged out of bed for evacuation with no phone or wallet and no "safe" place set... I agree, your life sucks 16 I agree, your life sucks 16 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Canada Today, we left the cat alone all day for the first time in months, and came back home 11.5 hours later to three enormous puddles of vomit. We then spent...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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