By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:25 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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ohjoy15 33

Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.

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alvarny 17

he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.

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Alexandria79 22

lose the gamer. I have one who sits on his games chatting to his guy friends all night long. it's a lonely life. sex works only when they really want it. raids take precedence because their man friends depend on them. Hubby logged on tonight and apologized to his man friends for disappearing as his 4 yr old FORCED him to play with her while I was working then I KIDNAPPED him to work in the garden. I'm sure he'd love to game all day and live without distractions

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Polynomial 28

Sounds like a genuine gaming addiction.

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KrDizzy 16

He's probably cheating. If he moves in with you, it'll make it more difficult.

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K1kk0 3

Sounds like there's a lot more to the story. Wonder what's in your head that you jump right to this conclusion...

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KrDizzy 16

I wonder why my comment that clearly says "probably" offends you. Guilty conscious, maybe?

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maspeno6 6

Sounds like somebody isn't as amazing as she thinks she is.

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jhs578650 9

He probably made a wise choice. I made choice B once. It wasn't worth it.

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bad_boyfriend 10

If you move in with your girlfriend and think its going to be all steaks and ********, you're gonna have a bad time.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

There is very little about marriage that is permanent. However, even if you want to view marriage as a more permanent relationship than not married you have to take into account that you go through the not married part to get to the married part. So even if you justify things by explaining "When I said non-permanent is meant it could end at any moment, not its guaranteed to." your original post still comes off incredibly childish. Think about it this way, just for perspective sake, if the OP and her man are in their 20s and have been together for eight years, wouldn't you assume that they'd be getting engaged soon or at the very least moving in together? If you had been dating someone for five years and you thought it was all going well but they out of the blue broke up with you, wouldn't that hurt you? Would it make things better if someone then said something like "Oh boo-hoo, you weren't married so get over it." ? The importance of a relationship is not decided by the "permanence" of it but by the feelings involved in it. Don't be the kind of person who thinks a relationship doesn't matter yet if there is no ring involved.

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jonomc 12

Yeah but if he's gaming and you interrupt him by asking for sex, you could throw him off his game. I say he made a wise choice.

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