Love: Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming,...

By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:25 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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Plebs need not apply.

By chels - 17/07/2018 19:00

Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML

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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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Bates Motel

By Anonymous - 15/10/2021 08:00

Today, I gave my boyfriend a choice between me and the super creepy, codependent, almost Norman Bates relationship he has with his mother. Guess which he chose. FML

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By dilligaf - 27/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML

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By dumpedovergame - 06/07/2009 10:51 - United States

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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Switch 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Anonymous - 08/06/2025 21:00

Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML

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By devigsgirl - 26/08/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML

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By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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ohjoy15 33

Tuesday 3 November 2015 0:33

Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.

alvarny 17

Tuesday 3 November 2015 0:34

he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.

Comments

_Just_My_Luck 15

Wednesday 4 November 2015 15:54

This is... Advanced stupidity...

NORCO4LIFE 3

Wednesday 4 November 2015 16:52

smart man.... Derp.

AfroFluff 23

Wednesday 4 November 2015 16:56

B is like the heavens of choices. I mean come on! There is pizza!

imbedderdenu 23

Wednesday 4 November 2015 20:19

well obviously he's not that into you.

halfawannabe 14

Wednesday 4 November 2015 21:02

I am putting you deserve this, not because you've done something wrong, but you deserve to find someone who knows a good deal when he hears one.

Zammolxes 5

Wednesday 4 November 2015 22:00

It would be interesting to know how you are around each other, also hear his side of the story.

YaBoyFizz 9

Wednesday 4 November 2015 22:31

Shit I'll take choice B wtf

bnbhimp 10

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:44

Well you sound like a winner. Wink wink.

kenflynn21 3

Thursday 5 November 2015 8:59

He's stupid! Please tell me your offer is still available for the lots of sex, free pizza and manage with video games. I would like the address and a ring size. I have a car at the ready to come to you.