By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:25 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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ohjoy15 33

Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.

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alvarny 17

he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.

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ham_spam 17

This is messed up why didn't he move in I wouldve

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symbiotevenom 4

Is it too late to volunteer to take his place? I would have not hesitated for option b

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dc2fresh 15

I give this dude props. not every relationship has to be about sex. And im glad he understands that. I think youre just being selfish.

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pranil 14

this serious gaming we r talking about....always higher than sex...get it together girl

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Mr_Mole 24

Girls promise that shit, but really expect you to spend time with them and be forced into watching xfactor.

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isaak_sanchez 18

But still lots of sex and pizza and my own man cave??? I mean sounds pretty ******* awesome to me

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