By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:25 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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ohjoy15 33

Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.

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alvarny 17

he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.

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sdavis1993 9

Sounds like a trap to me? Like did he even know you guys were together and your not some crazy stalker lady?

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AuraMix 2

With there has to be more story behind this

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Jimmytheface 0

I'll be your new boyfriend, but I'm gonna choose option C.) Gaming, sex, movies, cuddling and pizza.

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SolarDemos 9

B is total win, where we submit apps to fill the vacancy.

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Fetuskicker666 15

as a gamer id have to choose option B

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Kaileigh 6

Of course he chose to live alone. He's still going to get lots of sex from you and pizza without having to live with you.

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Kaileigh 6

Of course he chose to live alone. He's still going to get lots of sex from you and pizza without having to live with you.

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