FML : Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My...

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Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML

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By Anonymous - / Monday 28 November 2011 15:45 / United States

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By kickazz16 | 15

#3653718 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:44

Throw it against his head. Maybe itll bounce Some knowledge into his head.

By biasedshooter | 24

#3653729 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:44

You should sell those, you could make some serious dough!

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By kickazz16 | 15

#3653718 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:44

Throw it against his head. Maybe itll bounce Some knowledge into his head.

TheWindowLicker | 13

#3653741 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:46

That annoying and awkward moment when #1 posts a one letter comment to secure the place of #1(when i posted this he/she put "D" to secure the place)

ihasbrains | 10

#3653747 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:47

I saw that as well. But how is that awkward again?

Muslimgal92 | 0

#3653800 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:56

I'm pretty sure it will probably bounce a chicken wing not knowledge:)

bubble25_fml | 5

#3653825 - Monday 28 November 2011 07:04

I would've just gone with it. I mean, you never know what a chicken wing will do...

StopDropNRoll | 11

#3653924 - Monday 28 November 2011 07:40

Yup if your lucky your play dough will fly!

Carbonation | 0

#3653994 - Monday 28 November 2011 08:06

I personally add the chicken wings to make my play-dough cluck. The flying's just a bonus.

zinoxity | 23

#3654063 - Monday 28 November 2011 08:28

1 - I'm sorry, but was your comment meant to be funny? Throwing at his head wouldn't even hurt....

DrDilllonReese | 12

#3655345 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 12:24

I'm not even sure she can read...

Msagrera | 5

#3655422 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 12:53

How is this a FML anyway? He made a lame attempt at a joke

mrpipp | 0

#3655700 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 02:41

Fuck u 44. Everyone here died a little on the inside because of your comment.

Renesaga | 8

#3655739 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 03:00

130, I died a little at the fact you left two letters off of 'you'.

Renesaga | 8

#3655742 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 03:00

For some reason, this double posted. Yay, editing!

xxGheTToGumbYxx | 16

#3655752 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 03:04

134, I died a little on the inside at the fact u had to point that out! :D

Renesaga | 8

#3655759 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 03:06

136, well played.

puppytaco64 | 8

#3656432 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 04:39

I died a little on the inside because 138 is a grammar nazi

amanda_say_whutt | 9

#3656538 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 04:54

"aint no thing but a chicken wing"

swimchica22 | 0

#3656683 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 05:22

At least make it a buffalo wild wings chicken wing... Gotta have the best!

BayleeWasHere | 1

#3656857 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 06:04

Uh, chicken wings…that helps… :P

atomicbaboon | 0

#3657195 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 07:39

Why would a chicken wing help it fly? Chicken's can't fly.

atomicbaboon | 0

#3657198 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 07:39

Why would a chicken wing help it fly? Chicken's can't fly.

Carbonation | 0

#3657503 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 09:00

When I throw them into the side of the barn theu do. Some call it animal abuse, I call it science.

By happyhak | 5

#3653720 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:44

Well...Your partner is very creative...

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#3653760 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:48

Well he's supposed to try and make it bounce, and not fly....

rattusrattus | 18

#3654038 - Monday 28 November 2011 08:20

Dude, don't mistake insane troll logic for creativity.

DarylAndrew | 2

#3654265 - Monday 28 November 2011 09:59

Since when could a chicken fly?

rattusrattus | 18

#3654303 - Monday 28 November 2011 10:10

Since I took it on an aeroplane with me.

Hummbinger | 5

#3655165 - Monday 28 November 2011 11:27

#60, since forever

DrDilllonReese | 12

#3655332 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 12:22

Chickens can fly. The longest recorded flight just happens to only be about 13 seconds.

tehrealone | 6

#3655410 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 12:47

Hey you don't happen to have a spare book of world records on hand do you?

DrDilllonReese | 12

#3655464 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 01:10

No, I have a spare book of useless facts.

geon_olam | 17

#3655545 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 01:38

85- not if the egg came first!

ilikebreasts | 0

#3655579 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 01:47

Actually he's not creative. He is Black, and all he thinks about are KFC chicken wings.

maddylovesu | 5

#3656844 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 06:01

Innovative.

By ihasbrains | 10

#3653722 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:44

It would make it tasty?

TheDeadlyTurtle | 7

#3654044 - Monday 28 November 2011 08:23

A+ for deliciousness! D- for bounciness!

SkoomaKi | 24

#3654048 - Monday 28 November 2011 08:23

Nothing like the taste of play-doh and chicken wing :D

RetardedBullFrog | 4

#3654219 - Monday 28 November 2011 09:37

The flavours will bounce inside your mouth

zombicidal | 11

#3655241 - Monday 28 November 2011 11:58

that's like a C

TheCarChanel | 0

#3655401 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 12:42

Play dough tastes salty

dethbunny | 0

#3655656 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 02:24

Play dough facts Feel: nice, fun, squishy Smell: weird Sight: colorful Taste: related to poseidon's salty butt hole

By biasedshooter | 24

#3653729 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:44

You should sell those, you could make some serious dough!

SCREAM4meeee | 0

#3653789 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:54

Aha I see what you did there

Muwahaha_fml | 4

#3653895 - Monday 28 November 2011 07:34

Pun!

thisisafunnyname | 12

#3654096 - Monday 28 November 2011 08:44

Aldough they may seem disgusting, they're delicious!

TeamDazu | 5

#3655444 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 01:04

You killed it 49.

zukinihudini | 0

#3656311 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 04:22

^ i thought it was funny

Whoze | 0

#3657968 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 12:09

Haha

By DallasMavs | 3

#3653738 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:45

Sounds like a genuis to me.

instnt1nfction | 16

#3654996 - Monday 28 November 2011 10:34

Seems like a genius next to you

robertlovespi | 3

#3655604 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 02:00

You realize people are going to continually down vote your comments since you have a hat with a sticker on it, trying so hard to be "gangsta".

RiZiX | 0

#3656225 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 04:11

You don't look like one...

puppytaco64 | 8

#3656456 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 04:43

He can't look gangsta, he's not the right ethnicity

NotDave | 0

#3658290 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 01:53

123, I know I will. Especially with the whole middle-finger-in-the-picture thing. Hurr durr, what a rebel!

Justin23L | 2

#3659310 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 08:50

Maybe you should just stop trying to comment with that picture?

By Angelice_fml | 0

#3653750 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:47

At least it would taste better than real play-dough.

jackipdoc | 30

#6298416 - Friday 22 May 2015 10:17

I'd go with a hot dog. Especially one from a cafeteria- those things bounce pretty damn high

By EwanSmith | 2

#3653752 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:48

poultry in motion...

KindaFunnyRight | 8

#3655310 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 12:16

How punny!

By piratepride77 | 0

#3653762 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:48

Anyone care to guess what color the lab partner is?

bachooka | 5

#3653813 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:58

My racism-radar is going off. I love fried chicken.

ihasbrains | 10

#3653820 - Monday 28 November 2011 07:00

He was pirate colored.

By pfx2_fml | 15

#3653765 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:48

Maybe he hopes it will fly..

By wilsontws | 18

#3653778 - Monday 28 November 2011 06:51

Stuff that into his mouth! :D

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