Great speech, thanks!

By Anonymous - 09/08/2020 02:02

Today, my biologist father had a slide show and speech prepared for my wedding. It started with, “40 years ago, there was a tree here”. I thought this would relate to me or the wedding at some point. 45 minutes later, I had to admit that it didn’t. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 737
You deserved it 146

Same thing different taste

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When I read stories like these I understand why some brides insist on proof reading and approving the speeches ahead of time lol

tounces7 27

Man you can't just start a super fascinating-sounding story like that one and not tell us the rest!

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When I read stories like these I understand why some brides insist on proof reading and approving the speeches ahead of time lol

tounces7 27

Man you can't just start a super fascinating-sounding story like that one and not tell us the rest!

Nic1330 5

yeah I want to know how the trees doing and if it's even still there

slowhandjp 16

my dad's wife did something similar at my wedding. she gave a pre-father-of-the-bride speech and we thought that was gonna relate to my husband taking good care of me like my dad did. nope. it was pretty much one big middle finger to my mom

Sady_Ct 37

I would have gotten up and taken the mic off her and made her sit down. How rude!

due to wedding bliss at first I wasn't sure what was going on until she stopped talking

"Thank you, Dad, for that interesting speech, and I am sure everyone here hopes the Alzheimer's medication shows positive results soon."