HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
whatchagonnado
Victoria, Canada
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
EmbarrassedGirlfriend101
United States
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Cleanfreak?
?lborg, Denmark
Funky
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Anonymous
Stubborn
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
wtf
Bad romance
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
kj1
Draper, United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
mary
Boundaries please!
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
GasAttack
Canada
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Anonymous
Big Baby
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Top comments
kickuwithmyfist 1
It gets lonely in there...
curtisv123 0
Should have made it clear you had other shit to do.
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Comments (133)
nhewitt02 6
Mixed feelings! I find this disgusting, however this fellow seems like a fun person to know.
MRosellini 2
Yes I am
tony23h 7
He needs some moral support while he does his business...
ICastillo 25
Well you should stop being so selfish and start thinking about other people
starbucksguy 16
Shit one...
kickuwithmyfist 1
Shit two...
kandi_kid69 15
Shit 3? No? Okay.
agm77 9
Shit four?
TheGITP 0
Shit infinity and beyond
missedtrain 3
That's mad gross
UAVisONLINE 8
I'm sure he won't ask you for company next time he takes a shit.
dellis44 7
you turned down watching the browns go to the super bowl???
smorkmo 6
Uh, so next time you're changing your pad and the toilet looks like you've murder a small animal, make HIM keep you company ;)
kickuwithmyfist 1
That poor small animal...=(
Sai_Run614 7
He wanted to prove to you that he does in fact read just the articles.
KnightAngela1109 10
A true girlfriend takes it then make them sit in there while your pooping:) It's all about sharing the love!