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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 285

You deserved it 7 523

By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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You deserved it 591

Stubborn

By Anonymous - 27/10/2020 22:58

Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML

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You deserved it 273

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By wtf - 26/11/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML

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You deserved it 1 321

By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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Boundaries please!

By mary - 08/06/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML

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You deserved it 418

By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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You deserved it 8 529

Big Baby

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 00:30

Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML

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You deserved it 287

kickuwithmyfist 1

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:44

It gets lonely in there...

curtisv123 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:44

Should have made it clear you had other shit to do.

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nhewitt02 6

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:47

Mixed feelings! I find this disgusting, however this fellow seems like a fun person to know.

MRosellini 2

Thursday 17 May 2012 14:00

Yes I am

tony23h 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:48

He needs some moral support while he does his business...

ICastillo 24

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:49

Well you should stop being so selfish and start thinking about other people

starbucksguy 16

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:49

Shit one...

kickuwithmyfist 1

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:51

Shit two...

kandi_kid69 15

Thursday 17 May 2012 8:30

Shit 3? No? Okay.

agm77 9

Thursday 17 May 2012 8:32

Shit four?

TheGITP 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 10:45

Shit infinity and beyond

missedtrain 3

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:49

That's mad gross

UAVisONLINE 8

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:52

I'm sure he won't ask you for company next time he takes a shit.

dellis44 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:55

you turned down watching the browns go to the super bowl???

smorkmo 6

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:56

Uh, so next time you're changing your pad and the toilet looks like you've murder a small animal, make HIM keep you company ;)

kickuwithmyfist 1

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:58

That poor small animal...=(

Sai_Run614 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:58

He wanted to prove to you that he does in fact read just the articles.

KnightAngela1109 10

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:59

A true girlfriend takes it then make them sit in there while your pooping:) It's all about sharing the love!

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