By Pissedoff777 - 12/08/2011 05:33 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML
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Same thing different taste

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barbiesaurus 0

It's the thought that counts :-D

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damo0se7205 0

What else can you ask for. Atleast your both healthy

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mikalb 0

strawberries actually make sperm taste better

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krez 20

Did he pick you up while you were working at the coffee shop?

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creedaddict 9

It's works mostly if he eats pineapple and if hes drinking or he's a smoker he can eat pineapple until he blue in the face it aint gonna work

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jobsman99 0

basically you are what you eat. that will be how your sperm tastes. cigs make it awful. I have a friend that regularly sucks off 30 guys to get her repairs done lawn mowed etc and she won't give a second ******** to a guy that smokes.

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DjeePee 24

So, you have a prostitute as a friend? Original.

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raphanne_fml 33

So, she is ok with the fact that she could get STDs but not with the bad taste........ how smart ô_Ô

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iS4NDYY 6

My boyfriend smokes and his taste fine!

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OneBigMessUp 5

Dump him.. It sounds like you deserve better :)

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IPlayNakie 7

How does she deserve better atleast he cares

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Shawtyy_95 0

He you're cute, js hahaa c:

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candylishious765 0

Oh I didn't know that I'm gonna make my bf drink pinapple juice for now on:) thanks for the advice

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