By Juiced - 26/09/2012 18:46 - United States - Denver

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Today, my boyfriend excitedly showed me his new juicer, and used up all the fruit in the house making new concoctions. It was adorable until later on, in the middle of getting frisky, he asked if we could go to the grocery store to buy more fruit. FML
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redhedsaysrawr 18

Your love life sounds like something from a TV show...

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DomDomxoxo 16
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Maybe he wants to eat it off your lady-parts (:

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redhedsaysrawr 18

Your love life sounds like something from a TV show...

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mooleelee 0
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Let the puns commence!

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RaggleFrock 13
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He was getting fruity with you for sure.

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RaggleFrock 13
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He was getting fruity with you for sure.

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ghirahim 5
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He wanted to put his banana in your avocado and make some juice!...no? Okay...back to my hole.

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Snazzy_Snaz 17
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He wanted to peel you to reveal what's hiding underneath.

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JustDerpin 11

Maybe this is the same OP from the FML when OP's boyfriend just wanted to cuddle

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perdix 29

Every time you have an orgasm, he says, "But, wait, there's more!"

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Welshite 39
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Old FML reference. Kudos And that's not all; it slices AND it dices. ;) Edit: Ugh, that was pretty weak.

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BeachBoi_Alex 7
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Sounds like he's the fruit :S

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Karalela44 15

Lol and they did xD

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weownthenightsom 4

...and?

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DomDomxoxo 16
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Maybe he wants to eat it off your lady-parts (:

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ihatethesenamez 6
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There will always be sex but will there always be juicers?

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boating_guy 33
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yeah...I've heard mangos are a good choice. just saying ;)

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KrazieKleo 13
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Mangoes?? I was thinking melons, bananas, cucumbers and such fruits.

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YourBuddyElmo 5
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Good for smoothies, bad for dry-humping?

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PipingMouse 14
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Mangoes? That shit burns!

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_Could_Be_Worse 11
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No, that's a bad idea, because the sugar in the fruit can cause a yeast infection.

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GothickNihilist 15
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Was it a Jack LaLaine juicer? If so it's totally worth it!

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walmartpaysme 15
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Hmm, well they say there's a fetish for everything. Maybe he really really likes fruit.

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greenie213 23
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Get him a bunch of tomatoes.

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DKjazz 20

Ooh homemade V8. Very interesting.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
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Tomato Fruit or Veggie

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IAmJad 18
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Fruit fetish.

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RaveBlade 4
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Let him be with his fantasies then :)

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10
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Some people have foot fetishes. Others like fruit. Do bananas turn you on?

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TheOrangeProon 13
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No, bananas just make me feel inadequate... ):

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tmaq973 7
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Your picture makes you look like you are truly saddened by bananas. +1 to you!

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Welshite 39
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Make him juice beets. I've heard they're good for stamina. ;)

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