Today, my boyfriend excitedly showed me his new juicer, and used up all the fruit in the house making new concoctions. It was adorable until later on, in the middle of getting frisky, he asked if we could go to the grocery store to buy more fruit. FML
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redhedsaysrawr
| 18
Your love life sounds like something from a TV show...
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DomDomxoxo
| 16
Maybe he wants to eat it off your lady-parts (:
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redhedsaysrawr
| 18
Your love life sounds like something from a TV show...
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mooleelee
| 0
Let the puns commence!
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RaggleFrock
| 13
He was getting fruity with you for sure.
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RaggleFrock
| 13
He was getting fruity with you for sure.
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ghirahim
| 5
He wanted to put his banana in your avocado and make some juice!...no? Okay...back to my hole.
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Snazzy_Snaz
| 17
He wanted to peel you to reveal what's hiding underneath.
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JustDerpin
| 11
Maybe this is the same OP from the FML when OP's boyfriend just wanted to cuddle
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perdix
| 29
Every time you have an orgasm, he says, "But, wait, there's more!"
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Welshite
| 39
Old FML reference. Kudos
And that's not all; it slices AND it dices. ;)
Edit: Ugh, that was pretty weak.
And that's not all; it slices AND it dices. ;)
Edit: Ugh, that was pretty weak.
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BeachBoi_Alex
| 7
Sounds like he's the fruit :S
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Karalela44
| 15
Lol and they did xD
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weownthenightsom
| 4
...and?
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DomDomxoxo
| 16
Maybe he wants to eat it off your lady-parts (:
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ihatethesenamez
| 6
There will always be sex but will there always be juicers?
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boating_guy
| 33
yeah...I've heard mangos are a good choice. just saying ;)
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KrazieKleo
| 13
Mangoes?? I was thinking melons, bananas, cucumbers and such fruits.
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YourBuddyElmo
| 5
Good for smoothies, bad for dry-humping?
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PipingMouse
| 14
Mangoes? That shit burns!
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_Could_Be_Worse
| 11
No, that's a bad idea, because the sugar in the fruit can cause a yeast infection.
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GothickNihilist
| 15
Was it a Jack LaLaine juicer? If so it's totally worth it!
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walmartpaysme
| 15
Hmm, well they say there's a fetish for everything. Maybe he really really likes fruit.
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greenie213
| 23
Get him a bunch of tomatoes.
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DKjazz
| 20
Ooh homemade V8. Very interesting.
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
Tomato
Fruit or Veggie
Fruit or Veggie
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IAmJad
| 18
Fruit fetish.
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RaveBlade
| 4
Let him be with his fantasies then :)
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nevershoutkendal_fml
| 10
Some people have foot fetishes. Others like fruit. Do bananas turn you on?
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TheOrangeProon
| 13
No, bananas just make me feel inadequate... ):
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tmaq973
| 7
Your picture makes you look like you are truly saddened by bananas. +1 to you!
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Welshite
| 39
Make him juice beets. I've heard they're good for stamina. ;)