By Juiced - 26/09/2012 18:46 - United States - Denver

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend excitedly showed me his new juicer, and used up all the fruit in the house making new concoctions. It was adorable until later on, in the middle of getting frisky, he asked if we could go to the grocery store to buy more fruit. FML
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redhedsaysrawr 18

Your love life sounds like something from a TV show...

Maybe he wants to eat it off your lady-parts (:

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redhedsaysrawr 18

Your love life sounds like something from a TV show...

Let the puns commence!

He was getting fruity with you for sure.

He was getting fruity with you for sure.

He wanted to put his banana in your avocado and make some juice!...no? Okay...back to my hole.

He wanted to peel you to reveal what's hiding underneath.

JustDerpin 11

Maybe this is the same OP from the FML when OP's boyfriend just wanted to cuddle

perdix 29

Every time you have an ******, he says, "But, wait, there's more!"

Old FML reference. Kudos And that's not all; it slices AND it dices. ;) Edit: Ugh, that was pretty weak.

Sounds like he's the fruit :S

Karalela44 15

Lol and they did xD

weownthenightsom 4

...and?

Maybe he wants to eat it off your lady-parts (:

There will always be sex but will there always be juicers?

yeah...I've heard mangos are a good choice. just saying ;)

Mangoes?? I was thinking melons, bananas, cucumbers and such fruits.

Good for smoothies, bad for dry-humping?

Mangoes? That shit burns!

No, that's a bad idea, because the sugar in the fruit can cause a yeast infection.

Was it a Jack LaLaine juicer? If so it's totally worth it!

Hmm, well they say there's a fetish for everything. Maybe he really really likes fruit.

Get him a bunch of tomatoes.

DKjazz 20

Ooh homemade V8. Very interesting.

Tomato Fruit or Veggie

Fruit fetish.

Let him be with his fantasies then :)

Some people have foot fetishes. Others like fruit. Do bananas turn you on?

No, bananas just make me feel inadequate... ):

Your picture makes you look like you are truly saddened by bananas. +1 to you!

Make him juice beets. I've heard they're good for stamina. ;)