FML : Today, my boyfriend excitedly showed me his new juicer, and used up all the fruit in the house making new concoctions. It was adorable until later on,...

Today, my boyfriend excitedly showed me his new juicer, and used up all the fruit in the house making new concoctions. It was adorable until later on, in the middle of getting frisky, he asked if we could go to the grocery store to buy more fruit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Juiced - / Wednesday 26 September 2012 18:46 / United States - Denver

Intimacy

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By redhedsaysrawr | 18

#4975991 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:09

Your love life sounds like something from a TV show...

By DomDomxoxo | 16

#4976005 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:10

Maybe he wants to eat it off your lady-parts (:

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By redhedsaysrawr | 18

#4975991 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:09

Your love life sounds like something from a TV show...

mooleelee | 0

#4976113 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:29

Let the puns commence!

RaggleFrock | 13

#4976129 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:36

He was getting fruity with you for sure.

RaggleFrock | 13

#4976131 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:36

He was getting fruity with you for sure.

ghirahim | 5

#4976222 - Thursday 27 September 2012 01:11

He wanted to put his banana in your avocado and make some juice!...no? Okay...back to my hole.

Snazzy_Snaz | 17

#4976277 - Thursday 27 September 2012 01:30

He wanted to peel you to reveal what's hiding underneath.

JustDerpin | 11

#4976281 - Thursday 27 September 2012 01:32

Maybe this is the same OP from the FML when OP's boyfriend just wanted to cuddle

perdix | 29

#4976804 - Thursday 27 September 2012 05:13

Every time you have an orgasm, he says, "But, wait, there's more!"

Welshite | 39

#4976878 - Thursday 27 September 2012 05:44

Old FML reference. Kudos And that's not all; it slices AND it dices. ;) Edit: Ugh, that was pretty weak.

BeachBoi_Alex | 7

#4977747 - Thursday 27 September 2012 01:47

Sounds like he's the fruit :S

Karalela44 | 15

#4978929 - Thursday 27 September 2012 09:12

Lol and they did xD

By weownthenightsom | 4

#4975992 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:09

...and?

By DomDomxoxo | 16

#4976005 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:10

Maybe he wants to eat it off your lady-parts (:

ihatethesenamez | 6

#4976243 - Thursday 27 September 2012 01:20

There will always be sex but will there always be juicers?

boating_guy | 33

#4976528 - Thursday 27 September 2012 03:00

yeah...I've heard mangos are a good choice. just saying ;)

KrazieKleo | 13

#4976607 - Thursday 27 September 2012 03:35

Mangoes?? I was thinking melons, bananas, cucumbers and such fruits.

YourBuddyElmo | 5

#4976858 - Thursday 27 September 2012 05:29

Good for smoothies, bad for dry-humping?

PipingMouse | 14

#4977833 - Thursday 27 September 2012 02:34

Mangoes? That shit burns!

_Could_Be_Worse | 11

#6302327 - Tuesday 26 May 2015 09:50

No, that's a bad idea, because the sugar in the fruit can cause a yeast infection.

By GothickNihilist | 15

#4976007 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:10

Was it a Jack LaLaine juicer? If so it's totally worth it!

By walmartpaysme | 15

#4976018 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:12

Hmm, well they say there's a fetish for everything. Maybe he really really likes fruit.

By greenie213 | 23

#4976023 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:13

Get him a bunch of tomatoes.

DKjazz | 20

#4976473 - Thursday 27 September 2012 02:46

Ooh homemade V8. Very interesting.

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#4980072 - Friday 28 September 2012 03:30

Tomato Fruit or Veggie

By IAmJad | 18

#4976025 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:14

Fruit fetish.

By RaveBlade | 4

#4976028 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:14

Let him be with his fantasies then :)

By nevershoutkendal_fml | 10

#4976030 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:14

Some people have foot fetishes. Others like fruit. Do bananas turn you on?

TheOrangeProon | 13

#4976156 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:46

No, bananas just make me feel inadequate... ):

tmaq973 | 4

#4976205 - Thursday 27 September 2012 01:04

Your picture makes you look like you are truly saddened by bananas. +1 to you!

By Welshite | 39

#4976032 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:14

Make him juice beets. I've heard they're good for stamina. ;)

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