Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
This Charming Man
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Wait, what?
Today, my friend got drunk with me and texted my boyfriend, saying she was in love with him and missed him. Her brother came to my house since she got caught drunk and gave a “lecture” on responsibility. I don't know what’s worse, the lecture or the fact that he’s my boyfriend. FML
Very confusing
Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML
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HentaiBunny 4
Who arrested who?
SkoomaKi 28
A boyfriend cop. Handy with cuffs is he? ;D
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Comments (115)
jayfreeman80 0
Sweet!!! It can only get better now - maybe you can get him to lie in court & say it was a illegal arrest LOL
alec81484 3
He's should drive drunk but you should thank him because he might have saved his life. He's lucky he stopped him before he killed someone.
retyi43 14
this FML would be in Louisiana. lol
angelinaanimerg 7
It be more embarrassing if your brother arrested your boyfriend. You cant choose your family. Its not your fault! its not a reflection on u
22cute 17
Stop dating idiots, Op. Oops! You can't if you live in Louisiana! Sorry then FYL
IIRangerLacrosse 3
You are such a **** bitch asshole. Go to hell
funnytruth 0
Who areasted who?
CRC_101 31
If the language is worded in the order it's supposed to be, the boyfriend arrested the brother... Doesn't sound so bad to me. Although... your brother might hold a grudge against your boyfriend for a while. That isn't great.
laughsalot1993 2
Which one did the arresting?
itsgen 16
Hahaha sounds like your bf has some ass kissing to do in the next family reunion .
darnellq 13
Why? He was doing his job. Probably saved her brother from dying.