daniella101
Lacombe, United States
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
dollfacee
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
PLU
Canada
This Charming Man
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
mackenzie_cain
United States
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
canadiansun
United States
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
elisabeth_pwnes
Norway
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Wenny
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Anonymous
Wait, what?
Today, my friend got drunk with me and texted my boyfriend, saying she was in love with him and missed him. Her brother came to my house since she got caught drunk and gave a “lecture” on responsibility. I don't know what’s worse, the lecture or the fact that he’s my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Very confusing
Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML
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HentaiBunny 4
Who arrested who?
SkoomaKi 28
A boyfriend cop. Handy with cuffs is he? ;D
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Comments (115)
KiddNYC1O 22
Loser... Whoever it was.
Enslaved 38
Good! Family or not.... Keep those drunk ass people off the streets. Rather him in jail than at a funeral or worse, dealing with manslaughter charges for killing an innocent bystander.
Chucks719 4
the boyfriend is the cop
Abbyybba 0
What makes you so sure? It makes sense either way!
bmkc4 1
I took it that the boyfriend is the cop too
himynamesholly 0
that's how my brother and boyfriend metX)
AlexBblah 10
Well at least they met right?
bmkc4 1
Welcome to the family
Arrawyn 12
The boyfriend arrested the brother, or the brother arrested the boyfriend? Either way, that sucks
white16sox 19
The way I figure it is the boyfriend arrested the brother. I think this because it seems the bf was supposed to be the one doing both action verbs in the FML.
perhapsaboss 0
#secondworldproblems Is that better, oh high and mighty FML Team?
horsegirl01 0
Omg that would of been my brother and boyfriend!lol we have something in common
carsonrubin 2
I think they met because the bf arrested the brother