daniella101
Lacombe, United States
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
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mackenzie_cain
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Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
elisabeth_pwnes
Norway
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Wenny
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Anonymous
Wait, what?
Today, my friend got drunk with me and texted my boyfriend, saying she was in love with him and missed him. Her brother came to my house since she got caught drunk and gave a “lecture” on responsibility. I don't know what’s worse, the lecture or the fact that he’s my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Very confusing
Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML
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HentaiBunny 4
Who arrested who?
SkoomaKi 28
A boyfriend cop. Handy with cuffs is he? ;D
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Comments (115)
flea_of_death 23
Well, whoever it was that got arrested (that's why you need grammar XD), he's an idiot for drunk driving. I personally hope it was your brother that got arrested because you can actually try to talk some sense into him...plus you would have a cop for a boyfriend ;)
heyred 11
#16 *whomever
False_Stupidity 42
The grammar is correct if it's her boyfriend who is the cop, as mentioned by #33's reply to #1
PerfasarusRex 3
Your boyfriend arrested your brother?
BatteryAddict 11
What? Where did you get that information? . . . -.-
PerfasarusRex 3
I'm trying to understand the FML? It wasnt clear.
unhappybitch 8
From what I understood OP's boyfriend is the cop, and her brother is the drunk driver.
jwa2000 3
Can't tell from the way it is written. He and him could be either one.
Abbyybba 0
This will end up being one of those funny stories later.. Ya know at family dinners and things..
madamazinDana45 6
Well a dwi is better than somebody getting killed
iwantagoat579 7
Isn't it a DUI?
MrFuzzles 5
Depends on the state, area, etc. Some areas are DUI some are DWI.
MrFuzzles 5
Forgot to mention in some areas they use both, DWI would be a greater charge than a DUI.
JustKittyKat 24
At least, either way, you have an easy way to get a hold of handcuffs. ;)
kerr888 0
Well that's always fun
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
The law is the law. This kind of reminds me of the relationship between the army brother and the fiancé in That's My Boy. xD
dellis44 7
well your boyfriend may have saved somebody's life from being hit by your brother. drunk driving is stupid, and I applaud your boyfriend.
LittleDevil01 4
Ahhh the best way to meet a new family member eh???
padfootA 4
That's confusing..