Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Gamers CAN have a love life
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Grow up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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krawr 0
My boyfriend and I play WoW together...it's basically how we bond...
Matisse_fml 0
I played Wow for about two years and finally broke free of it. It's funny that when you hear two people talk about the game and quitting, you can replace Wow with "crack" and it still makes sense. For example, "I quit Wow two months ago and whenever someone mentions it, I still get a little sad and anxious."
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Comments (133)
squelette_fml 0
you are SO better off without him
Trompeta_Bella 0
My boyfriend plays WoW a lot...One weekend, he didn't understand why I was upset when he could spend the night with me and he gave it up to go on a raid. I deleted WoW off my computer after that night cuz I don't wanna turn into that. **** WoW... But I'm still with him...so I guess that's sort of my fault. FML, lol.
epicwaffles 7
0/10 Would not read again.
Hacksaw 4
You're better off without him, trust me.
Jules_fml 0
If I don't have enough time to game, I tell my husband to shush. And vice versa. Guess it takes a gamer to know one.
ktl_fml 0
you're better off. dating a guy who plays WOW is as bad as dating a girl who likes twilight.
Jaxx66 21
Those are two completely separate things. Ones totally gay and involving necrophilia and beastialty and one is killing bosses to get loot.
CaliforniaGirl_fml 0
World of Warcraft is for losers. and i agree with #43
runmymouth 0
ROFL.
midnyte 0
Maybe he is one of those crazies with a "WOW girlfriend".. who is actually a dude.
funeral0fhearts 0
my ex was obsessed with that game. i went to his house for christmas when we were together and the second we walked in the door he rushed to the computer to play wow you are better off without him.
alwaysalady 0
Anyone who lets something fake, like a game, overtake what's real, should be avoided like the plague.