Love, Awkward and Dating: Just make it stop - FML

Just make it stop

By Anonymous - 11/10/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom - Castleford

Today, I’m stuck on a date with a man who got ready by washing his car instead of showering, is proud to never read newspapers because “they lie”, and thinks racist jokes count as witty conversation. I’d have left already but he drove me, there’s no bus stop nearby, and no Ubers in the area. FML

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jlc82 11

Saturday 12 October 2024 8:59

any family or friends that would come pick you up?

BloodyButUnbowed 31

Tuesday 3 December 2024 21:48

Who still reads newspapers? I know three readers of newspapers, and all are in their 80s.

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ryan4723 24

Saturday 12 October 2024 1:28

Tell me you’re boring without telling me you’re boring.

Brightside86 30

Saturday 12 October 2024 7:21

Anyone else curious about the joke?

jlc82 11

Saturday 12 October 2024 8:59

any family or friends that would come pick you up?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 16 October 2024 6:01

As a person who works in a newspaper office, I find it offensive that he thinks they lie. That alone is a major red flag.

BloodyButUnbowed 31

Tuesday 3 December 2024 21:48

Who still reads newspapers? I know three readers of newspapers, and all are in their 80s.

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