Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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Top comments
krawr 0
My boyfriend and I play WoW together...it's basically how we bond...
Matisse_fml 0
I played Wow for about two years and finally broke free of it. It's funny that when you hear two people talk about the game and quitting, you can replace Wow with "crack" and it still makes sense. For example, "I quit Wow two months ago and whenever someone mentions it, I still get a little sad and anxious."
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Comments (133)
ImSooNice 0
wow is soo nerdy XBL is where its at yo
karenbear 0
my bf used to play a lot and said that he would never play as much because he has me...that doesn't stop me from thinking that one day he'll choose it over me. =/
Jaxx66 21
Then you're paranoid.
cobrakid77678 0
the day blizz has to stop paying to keep the servers up is the day your bf goes to hell
Dirrtyrice 0
You should dress up like a Blood Elf or Night Elf...that would get him back for sure :)
alyssa_apathy 0
My friends tell me that they're going to introduce my boyfriend to WoW if and when I break up with him. I believe that game is worse than death......
mizled 0
Well you're better off alone than with that idiot. perk up, now you get to play single!
xAlwayzHI 5
What the **** happened to your eyebrows?
ssoljah 0
I'm a girl and a WoW player. My fiance is also a WoW player. I agree that it is a bonding experience. It also makes for dorky conversation but who cares? It's something that you share, which is the great part of being in a relationship...shared experiences. If you're keeping him from WoW, I'd say to try and join in the fun. There might be things that he does for you, even though he would prefer not to. If you prefer not to join in, I say there are lots of non-WoW-playing fish in the sea.
dammn 0
LMFAOOOOOOO #91 <-- that sucks! my friend plays WoW, he wont stop, he plays 24/7 its kinda irritating, but i survive.
baphomet_fml 0
lmao i play world of warcraft and that's exactly what my older brother would say to his girlfriend
Hazygoose 2
holy shiz, a ton of wow player hatred. step off our nuts! as my friend put it, "it's fun and sociable, it's cheap, and it keeps me out of trouble." 12 dollars a month is not expensive at all, and is actually cheaper than some console gamers even if they only purchased 3 games a year (148<150+). and as other people said, it's a hobby. people are predisposed to addiction itself by not being able to schedule and balance their lives, which has nothing to do with the fact that they could enjoy football, video games, or ****. #102 had a lot of good points to make :D and i could understand the "loser" stigma (which, as many people stated before, i have good friends, play other games, have a girlfriend and social life, and go to college), but telling us we're going to hell or don't deserve a life outside of wow sounds like some personal problem you should seek help with. tldr; lol@"expensive" and 'XBL is cool'