Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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krawr 0
My boyfriend and I play WoW together...it's basically how we bond...
Matisse_fml 0
I played Wow for about two years and finally broke free of it. It's funny that when you hear two people talk about the game and quitting, you can replace Wow with "crack" and it still makes sense. For example, "I quit Wow two months ago and whenever someone mentions it, I still get a little sad and anxious."
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Boudewijn 0
I played WoW, 2 years. I quit a while back. Now, I have a girlfriend, who said she wouldn't mind if I'd play WoW again. As long as it doesn't cut in on the time she get's my attention, I told her that's where it will probably go wrong. I vowed to myself (more than once) to never ever play that game again. I am now clean for over 1½ years. Applause please!! P.S.: I was damn good at it!
Facerockker 0
That's what you get for not being better than the Lich King.
Mendoksai 0
WIN!
Mendoksai 0
Depends on the girl...
SHYNADOLLX 0
MY BOYFRIEND OF YEARS HAS BEEN PLAYING THAT GAME FOR ABOUT ALMOST 2 YEARS..BEFORE WE MOVED IN TOGETHER GOD FORBID HE WOULD PICK UP HIS PHONE TO ANSWER OR CALL..NOW THAT WE LIVE TOGETHER WE DONT SPEND TIME TOGETHER..EVEN THOUGH WE LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE..HES ALWAYS ON THAT..SUCKS IS MY SISTERS EX WAS ADDICTED TO IT TOO THATS WHY THE ENDED THEIR 3 YEAR REALTIONSHIP
tisiphone_fml 0
You know, I never thought I would stick up for playing WoW, and it -is- addictive, but seriously - this is a prime example of why gamers need to date other gamers. SHYNADOLLX, I feel truly awful for your boyfriend and your sister's ex, (and not just because you don't know how to work the caps lock key). I guess in general, people with conflicting interests shouldn't date, if one of them reacts as you are. You live together, and you're condemning something he loves to do. Beyond that, you knew before you moved in with him that he loved it. I bet if you offered to make a character and play with him, you would have something to talk about, -and- he would be thrilled. Why are you together, if you can't accept him for who he is?
Rachel420o8 0
lvl 80 blood elf mage LFM ICC... pst for invite Everglo-Shadowsong ;) also, my bf played wow when we got together... i started out hateing it but i actually tried it and found out that, even though, that sorta thing wasnt my thing, i actually loved it... i have now been playing together for over 2 years and have a blast!... if u cant beat em, join em!
lonelygeek 0
I know how you feel. **** him
ILoveMyXbox 0
Lol you even capitalized Craft (Warcraft)
ryguy997 0
WoW. sucks. hairy donkey dicks.
capgray 0
all i have to say is...wow.
Youser 0
runescape us better