Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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krawr 0
My boyfriend and I play WoW together...it's basically how we bond...
Matisse_fml 0
I played Wow for about two years and finally broke free of it. It's funny that when you hear two people talk about the game and quitting, you can replace Wow with "crack" and it still makes sense. For example, "I quit Wow two months ago and whenever someone mentions it, I still get a little sad and anxious."
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Comments (133)
wowthatsfunny 0
#82 haha! thats great but it is a wow joke and #102 had a great perspective on this but i do see how some people can be way over careing about WoW but there are some WoW players you just got to give a chance becuase not ALL of us are head over heels obsesed with it. And alot of us can easily choose outside world over woW so dont dog on all of us when youv only heard of all the super obsesed people. but we do also have good freinds in the game so somtimes you gotta hang out with them to haha
ThaiHoak 0
Maybe you should have given him more time to play!
prospekt1 0
he is a keeper
Amalieprinsesse 3
FYL!! my boyfriend did that too.. FHL
gdmc 0
Go wow. Good choice that guy
isaacyoun 0
You deserve better. Thank God YOU dumped HIM.
justmyluck11 0
when going into world of warcraft, theres no turning back... at least that's what ive heard
cmac86 24
and why did you want to date him, dear?
forgiven80 0
i agree with #102. I am a mom playng WoW. My husband is "very well taken care of". My children are a honor roll students, i play with them, they are happy kids, my house stays clean. And i still have plenty of wow time. If u got dumped for wow the boy makes it his life and u r much better off w/out him. Find some1 who can manage his wow time and u. Put God first in all u do and u will find the right guy. one who can manage u and his gameing time/ sports time whatever. I am a woman n i kno girls who are dateing think they should have the guys undivided attention 24/7. U simply can't. They need time for themselves too. I used to b one of those girls then i grew up, and realized u can't smother a guy, jus because he dosn't want u around every day dosn't mean he doesnt like u. Most guys (men included) don't like to have u around 24/7 they enjoy u whether or not ur haveing sex with them ( which u shouldn't do untill ur married anyway). lol guys r not toys as much as u may want them to be. Guys arent as emotional as girls.
fuzz97 23
You probably don't have a girlfriend. If you did, you'd know that no video game is better than a girl. Go get a life.