Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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krawr 0
My boyfriend and I play WoW together...it's basically how we bond...
Matisse_fml 0
I played Wow for about two years and finally broke free of it. It's funny that when you hear two people talk about the game and quitting, you can replace Wow with "crack" and it still makes sense. For example, "I quit Wow two months ago and whenever someone mentions it, I still get a little sad and anxious."
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Comments (133)
Dr_Evil_Genius 0
I agree with #21. FHL! I am a nerd. Nothing is wrong with that. When women came along, it was time to put the books down or the videogames away or visit my fantasy sports teams another time. Fellow nerds! You cannot complain about not having seen ****** since birth when you ignore the pussy. ...and SERIOUSLY... World of Warcraft? c'mon! Playing a lame game like that makes it likely he couldn't handle her anyway. I would never advocate suicide... I'll just leave it at that.
hawrnball 0
Oh sweetie, you're better off.
LALALA3_fml 0
haaaaaa
unimportant 0
Been there.. when I met my ex bf he was into WoW I started playing, got pretty addicted we moved in and it took over his life. he was always raiding and never stopped to hangout with me. he said he'd quit for me, but NEVER HAPPENED. I still play as does he, but we arent together. I dont blame WoW for our miscommunication and break up, but it did play a major role. with all that said, I do think that Fantasy is better than Reality most of the time! I <3 WoW
Collin 0
I play wow on average 10 hours a day and manage school.....but i have had girlfriends because i am sorta a stand up comic and i dont know anybody in the world that i know by name that i haven't made laugh except celebs or w/e but yea im actually on wow in a raid on my ret pally raiding in my full epic gear while typing this...... wow is seriously like a crack though... you think about it 24/7 the worst is that you dream about it or well i used to every night not recently though and you procrastinate becuse of it...... i need to type 3 pages up but what am i doing playing wow lol.
MasaMushia 0
I hope your boyfriend rots in hell, that's ridiculous. -_-
kicknpirate10 0
wow is my ex-boyfriend's anti-social drug.
actionafternoon 0
well he sucks... he must not be very good if he doesn't have time to lvl and take you out every now and then. plus i mean, liche king came out months ago, why's he waiting until just now?
Apteryx_fml 0
Dude, same thing happened to me! Dx
lapetitesinge 0
That game destroys lives, for srs.