Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML
Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
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Top comments
TwoStrokeKing 9
Show him if you flick him in the nuts his legs will do the same thing.
omfg_creepers 8
This could become kinky.
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Comments (122)
perdix 31
Next time you have sex, think of dead bodies, raw sewage, rotting food, the worst smells you ever smelled, etc. This will let you control your legs when you get clit-flicked, and sex will become dead serious just the way you like it. After a while, you'll want to return to the clown comedy of slapstick sex. *Woody Woodpecker* Ha ha ha Ha ha!
Dilwann 27
Seems obvious that you're a dude. It's a reflex. An annoying one. Not something that you can get rid of by thinking of nasty things. Please don't give advice when you don't know what you're talking about.
bakerella 29
Derp
ladylilly25 20
You seem to be a bit off today, Perdix...
fireysaje 10
Come on perdix, get your shit together dude
ViviMage 40
Some direct stimulation there, for women, is downright painful! Tell him it hurts, you have 8000 nerve endings in that, and he can't flick it directly.
Sputnikspak 13
It really can be. If my partner starts messing around with my clit after a certain point, it downright KILLS. He knows when I move him away not to touch it again directly unless I ask him to. If I had OP's boyfriend he'd probably get an 'uncontrolled' kick in the head. I'll let you decide which head.
LarissaAllen 10
Twitch a foot into his face next time. That ought to send the right message. lol
texashater75 16
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chronosphere 18
Make him try it with his tongue
Threnody666 19
Look on the bright side, at least he knows where your ******** is!
iamlonelybuthapp 3
Yeah its annoying sometimes when our bf does it....!!! But i do it like almost all the time...!!! :D clitorus is like a gift to us girls...!!!
sillyyanks 24
Unfortunately literacy can't develop in the womb
Myo_fml 20
You and OP share the same boyfriend?
SillyGirl4602 23
What is with the "...!!!" After every sentence?
sillyyanks 24
Tell him to stop flicking! It's not called clitORAL stimulation for nothing!
miranda_otzwirk 5
That happens to me when my bf goes down on me! When he sucks my clit just right my legs twitch. Its so annoying.
dollFehn 6
mind does the same thing ha