Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML
Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
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Top comments
TwoStrokeKing 9
Show him if you flick him in the nuts his legs will do the same thing.
omfg_creepers 8
This could become kinky.
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Comments (122)
warfare32 9
Flick his nut sack and see if he thinks its funny. ;)
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
That's actually not as painful as you think.
EpicBlondie89 19
#65, seeing as #14 is a guy I think he knows what he's talking about. Also, my husband would strongly disagree.
mod3rator 2
Well 80, it depends on whether or not the blow is concentrated on one nut or kinda in the sac. There is a noticeable difference :/
ICastillo 25
OP your new nickname is Crazy Legs.
Callyn 47
Hey, at least he knows where it is. That's more than a lot of guys can say.
aFreedom127 9
At last...a man who can find a clit...he's a keeper!!!
Devilpuppy0861 7
Your profile says you're 22 but its still rare for you to find a guy who knows where your clit is? It may be time for you to move beautiful.
sillyyanks 24
It's not her fault. She's a republican.
beehardxcore 26
Way to be creepy and gross.
SuperDanielNL 23
That's what happens when you date some immature man-child...
onorexveritas 24
... interesting lol
NeonPopRocks 14
Duck face! - loads rifle- It's duck hunting time! Blam Blam!
geko911 22
Where the hell do you see a duck face?
zoeerm 4
her photo?
jamethy 9
It's not supposed to be taken seriously Margaret Thatcher, it's sex!
VScpu 3
I'm just wondering why he wanted to flick it in the first place
paulpings 6
It is known as flicking the bean I suppose
CharresBarkrey 16
Feelsgoodman... Not really.
itsgen 16
Stupid boy You need a man
UsernameHere234 13
Wow that's surprising. I do that to my fiancee because she loves it and I like that her legs are uncontrolled because the pleasure.
Myo_fml 20
I admire a man that actually cares about the woman's pleasure. Keep up the good work.