Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML
Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
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TwoStrokeKing 9
Show him if you flick him in the nuts his legs will do the same thing.
omfg_creepers 8
This could become kinky.
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Comments (122)
Obey_StudBoii 23
Same thing happens with me but the sensation is to much. I'm just glad I'm a lesbian :-)
Llamacod 11
Wow, I totally thought you were a guy. Way to pull off the "butchness"
Obey_StudBoii 23
#91 Try reading my personal info before you decide to judge me.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Fyi it's not butchiness.
bugmenotmofo 34
Perhaps you could introduce him to the world of femdom or something.
eric40962005 8
"don't push this button" push* tee hee hee
StEpHiE1226 12
At least he knows what it is and where it is!!!!
fyrfyter 4
Next time grab his hair and pull hard. When he is buried up to his ears, he won't be able to laugh & might cry from the pain!
herpes_goddess 3
Oh my god me too
Donovan_757 8
You are in for a rude awakening!
sk83r641 4
I find this very funny as well
RinnyTop86 5
Sounds like he needs to be dumped.
Barriaultcory 16
Do the same to his balls one two times stop it won't be funny anymore