Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
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Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by cleaning the entire apartment before he came home. I even lit a candle and put fresh flowers on the table. When he walked in, he stared at everything and said, “Did someone come over?” My boyfriend thought a cleaning service had been hired. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
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natirixoxo 0
well that's his side of the story. lol "I accidently showered with your mom"
Fortuitous 0
Sounds like a steamy situation that is about to get very sticky, very quickly.
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Comments (184)
Johnny6speed2 0
So did he pound your Mom's peehole or what?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Let's hope not. That sounds like it would involve some rather unpleasant tearing.
tessie98love 0
hahahahah awkward!! lol party in the bathroom!!
Fugie 0
Threesome?
arizdegenerate 0
so did he become a " ************ " ?
woahthatguy 0
how does he join you in the shower if you are walking your dog...
LGrnGeaux 0
Your mom in 9 months: Sweety, say hello to your new baby sister.
kekeshayeshaye 4
I doubt he got in the shower before lookin to see who was in it. He saw your mom naked, cool.
Twincest 11
"..well that's what THEY said was the reason I found them showering together..."
DreggsOfSociety 0
Pics or GTFO?
mista_smitty 0
when i read this i was like, oh shi