Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
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Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my birthday was terrible yet again. This year, my boyfriend skipped celebrating with me at all. Last year, he guilt-tripped me about ‘having’ to spend time with me and got me two gift certificates that were unusable due to COVID. These weren’t even my worst birthdays to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, it's National Girlfriends Day. My boyfriend stood me up, blamed it on his mom, and then decided he was going to go hang out with his friends. FML
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Top comments
ayamefan13 16
Second year in a row? And you're still with him? I mean, if he hasn't gotten it by now...
sxychik 4
wow what an ass..
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Comments (137)
bmalley 0
maybe he's just leaving your day open for you and your family.
madskillz3088 0
damn I think it's time for you to get friend
goonie85 0
It only gets worse when you're married, but at least you no longer care at that point.
unfortunate_13 5
^and don't forget to add that he's not invited next time, because he also missed the two previous ones
unfortunate_13 5
wth? I replied this to nr 15
lol_ironic_life 9
:( Happy Birthday?! that's just mean of him. he doesn't recieve any birthday sex haha!
aback 5
How desperate are you?
youthink_fml 0
A lot of guys have bad memories when it comes to dates. Did you remind him it's your birthday or did you just let it go so you have something to bitch about?
Aggriken 0
Today, boyfriend didn't spend time with me on my birthday. Why? I never told him. He didn't read my mind. FML
kimberlymhm 0
Well that's rather unfortunate.
upcw 0
DTMFA.
jamjenni2774 0
Sounds like it's time for some soul searching!! Why r u with someone like that?