Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my "job" on top of him. He whips out his Blackberry and completely ignores me to send e-mails to co-workers reminding them about the 10 a.m. meeting scheduled for the next morning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
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suppressed08 2
lol! this man can multitask. normal mortals would be impressed
ArtIsResistance7 1
Lol at #1. 2 fails. Pfft, yeaaah right. That's the excuse he uses to take pictures of you for his work buddies.
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Comments (102)
marierad 0
wow. i just would have stopped ******* him in that case and gone to sleep lolzz
jamiebuczko 0
stop ******* him and go **** someone else :o
hvrock13 0
would you rather he keep doing his job and make money so he can provide for you 2, or would you rather just have him forget his apparently important job to just have sex with you? you deserve it for being sexually greedy.
palmtrees 1
Why do you assume that the OP is supported by her bf and has no job of her own?
pam241 15
you're an idiot
terrihart 8
#31 U cocky son of a bitch
erjazo 17
and he's still your bf WHY?! don't bitch if you're not gonna do anything to fix it....YTDI!!!
jmart110 0
wowwww I wouldve gotten off and walked away. buttttt maybe he was taking pics of you!
bigbadtim 7
Crush his phone.
sallen0046 4
I'm sorry, why are you complaining? He wasn't interested, and instead of just saying no, he let you do what you wanted to do to him. If you weren't interested in sex yourself, you're an idiot for climbing on top of him and then having the nerve to complain about it.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'm pretty sure the "job" was a *******, which is typically done for his pleasure. I doubt he didn't want her to do it; he just wasn't being very involved or appreciative.
lolalovesyou 0
You were doing your job? Haha hoooookerrrrrr
GoodLookingGeese 10
it's called multitasking - stop making lags.. do what you're there for
Tamu_Chan 0
Y'know.. I wouldn't even have been playing around with him. He doesn't deserve it if he isn't going to pay any mind to you. :( You shouldn't do that. ou should make him get of his black berry before you do anything. :)
onnielief 4
I would have stopped right about when he was about to come and have left him with a pair of blue balls. If it's not appreciated, then finish it yoyrself.