Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my...

By blackberrybummer - 25/07/2010 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my "job" on top of him. He whips out his Blackberry and completely ignores me to send e-mails to co-workers reminding them about the 10 a.m. meeting scheduled for the next morning. FML

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By foolishgirl - 25/02/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

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By lonelygirl - 14/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

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By Sugartits - 08/08/2017 13:00

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML

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By littlemissignored - 02/09/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

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Sunday 25 July 2010 16:09

lol! this man can multitask. normal mortals would be impressed

ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:12

Lol at #1. 2 fails. Pfft, yeaaah right. That's the excuse he uses to take pictures of you for his work buddies.

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JokeMeister 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 20:15

You must not be very good.

jbsington 8

Wednesday 28 July 2010 4:30

stop doing all of those things? in that order? :P first stop going out with him, then having sex with him, then talking to him :D

mButch 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 6:44

damn him for making a living for you. How selfish of HIM, right?? gosh.

ReverendDC 2

Saturday 31 July 2010 13:57

My wife has done her job on multiple occasions while I'm on conference calls many times and laughed about it. what's the big deal?

blonderunner 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 1:53

haha i think thtat is one of the few times i actually LOL'd haha(:

shagbark 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 20:49

YDI for dating a douchebag.

katies94 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 21:45

what a douche! maybe you should try the same thing

vetraykint 0

Monday 28 March 2011 4:55

well then

charlotte100 2

Thursday 8 December 2011 11:33

YDI for allowing it tbh. Coulda said me or work.

taviwuzup 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 14:38

Really? A blackberry? No one has those any More man get an IPHONE!!!!

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