By blackberrybummer - 25/7/2010 05:57 - United States
  Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my "job" on top of him. He whips out his Blackberry and completely ignores me to send e-mails to co-workers reminding them about the 10 a.m. meeting scheduled for the next morning. FML
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  xXLenaXx  |  0

Ok, ONE MORE FML ABOUT AN ASSHOLE PARTNER ASSHOLEDLY REJECTING THE POOR, POOR OP FOR SEXYTIME, AND I WILL EXPLODE ALL OVER THE FML INDUSTRY AND PERHAPS THE WORLD.

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  jweezy89  |  4

Congrats OP, you have just lowered the bar ten whole feet for women by admitting that it is your "job" to have sex with him. All the trolls will be salivating over this one. Let the barefoot and pregnant women jokes start. . . Wait for it. . . wait for it. . . Now.

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  DarkHelmet  |  10

that is sad OP... if that's the case u need to watch some pornos and step your sex game up. If a man is able to multitask doing his job and sexing you at the same time you must be TERRIBLE!!!!