Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my...

By blackberrybummer - 25/07/2010 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my "job" on top of him. He whips out his Blackberry and completely ignores me to send e-mails to co-workers reminding them about the 10 a.m. meeting scheduled for the next morning. FML

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By foolishgirl - 25/02/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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You deserved it 28 315

By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

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By lonelygirl - 14/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

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By Sugartits - 08/08/2017 13:00

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML

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By littlemissignored - 02/09/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

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suppressed08 2

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:09

lol! this man can multitask. normal mortals would be impressed

ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:12

Lol at #1. 2 fails. Pfft, yeaaah right. That's the excuse he uses to take pictures of you for his work buddies.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 26 July 2010 13:54

If he can multitask, then so can you. Next time, make him a nice sammich while you're on top "doing your job".

HappyPickles 11

Monday 26 July 2010 15:17

Well, the BF sounds like an arrogant asshole. Kinda makes you wonder why OP goes out with him; has sex with him; talks to him...?

transcedental 18

Monday 26 July 2010 19:06

yeah, he does sounds like an ass :) just leave - problem solved

thescyphozoa 6

Monday 26 July 2010 20:09

coitus uninterruptus

taviwuzup 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 14:41

DeeBee629 0

Monday 26 July 2010 22:56

you must not be too good haha

idloai 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:36

dang you must suck

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:25

And women say men can't multitask.... Next time, jam your finger up his ass and twiddle the knob until you get his attention. You might also want to check to see if those "emails" he sent had pictures of you "doing your job". Just sayin'

sheribb 5

Tuesday 27 July 2010 4:46

damn why put up with that shit?

asylumelissa 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 5:35

Sounds to me like you need to get a new boyfriend!

wordgirl 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:30

If you stay with guy who treats you like an object, you deserve him. Either woman up and leave him or sit back and realize that people truly only treat you as badly as you let them.