Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend’s female "best friend" hates me for absolutely no other reason other than she, "just doesn’t get along with girls." My boyfriend doesn’t see a problem with this, and insists I should just accept it since, "that’s just how she is." Time to throw the whole man away. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
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Top comments
Emrysa 1
Your best friend sounds awesome, tell him.
I_am_that_guy 0
the best friend sounds cooler than the bf
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Comments (254)
BrokenWingz21 0
haha xD
nocomment1 3
gamertag. get it right ;)@
syedlink27 0
you're stupid you dumb ****! why don't you just date your best male friend and stop the agony for your bf. there should be no other man greater than your bf except for dads, brothers, etc same goes if your a guy..
horneyhic 15
so it's impossible for men and women to be friends without either bring related or being a couple?
supasxcprincess 0
ha ha at 82.... "you stupid dumb ****" is that necessary, your wired.
SexyGamerNerd110 8
my best friend is a guy and, while he and my boyfriend don't exactly get along for personal reasons, I don't have to choose between them. actually, almost all my friends are guys and my bf doesn't have an issue with it. so why don't you get your head out of your ass and realize that just because one is female, doesn't mean she should only have female friends.
Pirate_Faerie 5
wow 82...that's real nice.. I have a male best friend.we've been friends for 8 years. I've been married for two years, (hubby and i have been together for four years if you count when we were dating) and my hubby gets along with my best friend. my best friend is like my twin brother, and there has never been any romantic interest there. so yes, guys and girls can be friends.. and op, your best friend sounds awesome! :(
brookie_092 4
man I wish u would tell my best friend this. he refuses to date me cuz were best friends. but he doesn't mind coming up to me and kissing me randomly!
LFAM_fml 0
lol Gamer ID
Muffin_boo 12
haha niceee. def. thumbs up!
ken328 0
cool friend :)
Illyssa_fml 4
Not cool..your boyfriend shouldn't make you choose. your best friend is way too rad
jhartfo 0
what are you talking about? your problems sound trivial
docscientist 10
Don't you get it? The conflict of interest is the girl, and she's too naive to see it.
SexyGamerNerd110 8
just because her best friend is a guy? umm.. ya... o.O
elmorous 0
103 you look like my nephew ... fyl
SexyGamerNerd110 8
meh, I care why?
TEG8OY 0
halo along with xbox is for *******
noahvs67 0
I'm guessing you like ps3's more? they suck